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This is some snarky tagline written by a 40-year-old trying to appeal to teenagers.
Some fine print
This is some snarky tagline written by a 40-year-old trying to appeal to teenagers.
Some fine print
Some general hand-waving about what it's supposed to do and why you should like it.
Another thing it's supposed to do but it doesn't actually do it very well.
A vague promise that it will never do that thing you hate (until we change it).
We just added some new feature that we swear makes the app better even though it only benefits the advertisers… Read more
A certain number of people have installed our app and this somehow translates to success… Read more
The investors would really love it if you installed our app… Read more